You can hire Dominic Deville to stalk your child the week of their birthday.  Sounds creepy enough, but read what his entire mission is at the end of the week. Dominic Deville rents himself as the “evil birthday clown” and at the end of the week will smash a cake into your child’s face for their birthday. If the child manages to avoid the cake smashing, Dominic Deville will give...